petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
Ohhh Daft Punk, you’re so funky fresh– Erica McIntyre
tyleroakley: NO FLAWS DETECTED. OH MY GOD...
tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
My Medical Choice →
Angelina, you are flawless.
Relay for Life
OMG THEY’RE PLAYING SHERYL CROW I CAN’T HANDLE THIS…MUST DANCE
WHEN I MEET A GUY AS FUNNY AS ME
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
I just want some motherfucking tacos - the homemade kind because fuck C-Street - with a side of Spanish rice and motherfucking frijoles. Kim Kardashian should be featured on I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant because jesus christ she certainly can’t dress herself to accommodate that bulging belly. Woman needs some help. I’ve gotten significantly worse at spelling since being at...