May 2013
73 posts
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
“Ohhh Daft Punk, you’re so funky fresh”
– Erica McIntyre
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tyleroakley:
NO FLAWS DETECTED.
OH MY GOD...
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tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"
whatshouldwecallme:
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jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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My Medical Choice →
Angelina, you are flawless.
Relay for Life
OMG THEY’RE PLAYING SHERYL CROW I CAN’T HANDLE THIS…MUST DANCE
WHEN I MEET A GUY AS FUNNY AS ME
howdoiputthisgently:
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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Tuesday Musings
I just want some motherfucking tacos - the homemade kind because fuck C-Street - with a side of Spanish rice and motherfucking frijoles.
Kim Kardashian should be featured on I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant because jesus christ she certainly can’t dress herself to accommodate that bulging belly. Woman needs some help.
I’ve gotten significantly worse at spelling since being at...
