This weekend:
A homeless man told me that I look like this woman and therefore I believe a career change is in order. I can’t wait to be a pot smoking hippie.
I witnessed two seizures, one of which was a result of drug overdosage. Now I really can’t wait to be a part of the drug addict community.
A man fights to live after his face was eaten off by a naked attacker in Miami. Apparently cannibalism is the new pink.
A shooting occurred at the Folklife Festival this Saturday evening. Police report that the shooter thought his victim was affiliated with a gang known as “Yaks”. The poor guy actually meant to say that he was from Yakima.
I’m losing faith in humanity.
Reblogged from Story of Farces
